The only reason I’m writing about this is because it looks ridiculous. It’s the “Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod/iPhone,” and it’s exactly as it sounds. Plug your iPod in there, and off you go.

Will it revolutionize the industry? No. Does it represent a “paradigm shift” of some sort? No, sir. Does it sound good? I haven’t heard it, but I would guess it’s not going to win any awards.

That said, it probably will net you some sort of hipster cred, along with that GameBoy you’ve got wrapped around your neck:

Happy trails, America.