Here’s the thing. If you’re going bacon, you have to go all the way. Bacon-like has never been enough — and it never will be. This is why Bacon Bits will always outsell Fakin’ Bacon, and this is why it will always be better to fashion a pair of bacon goggles than wear a bacon-themed pair of Oakleys.
The idea of baconish accessories has my approval, but why would you want the bacon look without the accompanying bacon smell, or authentic bacon crackle? When they come out with a pair of Oakleys that have an aroma unit and built-in speakers, you let me know.
I can wait.
[via Hypebeast and Geekologie]
Some might think these glasses are going to be soon out of style – that they’re just part of this recent bacon meme that has brought us products like baconaise, gourmet chocolate with bacon, and bras made of bacon. I’ve even heard rumors that Beacon, NY is thinking of jumping on this by adopting a new town marketing phrase; “Mmm. Beacon.”
But this isn’t just a trend people, this is here to stay. Bacon is forever and these glasses will always be in style.
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