Most things just aren’t built to last these days. Computers, cell phones, vehicles, televisions — good luck getting ten years out of any of them. Then there’s Tactical Canned Bacon. It’ll last for ten years. Ten. Years.
At $16 per can for 50+ slices, you’d probably be able to survive underground for at least a little while. Maybe just buy as many cans as will fit in a backpack for the next time the sun gets blocked out by some giant spaceship. That, or December 21, 2012. Whichever comes first.
No word on how the stuff actually tastes but by the time you open the can, it’ll probably be far too late to return it. Plus, bacon’s pretty much delicious in any form.
Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon [ThinkGeek]
What exactly makes this particular bacon “tactical”?
Will we be arming our assault rifles with bacon bits when we invade Iran instead of bullets?
Getting shot hurts so bad, but tastes so good!
MMMMMmmmmmm Bacon. Might have to look into this back packing bacony goodness
Target market: Birthers who are going to sit in their fallout shelters waiting for the end of days with a rifle in one hand, bacon in the other.
There are worse ways to go, I suppose.
1080 calories and 90 grams of fat per can. YES!
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sure, you survive the nuclear blast in your underground bunker only to be killed by a bacon coronary.
Interesting looking can. I’d almost pay $16 for a can to put in my pantry with a machine gun on the label!
Good Bacon
“I was saving that bacon”
meh. i’m over the bacon meme.
Interesting… I didn’t know bacon came in a can. It would make for good food storage that’s for sure. I just wonder out it tastes?