
When sex toy companies start using viral marketing you know we’ve reached a watershed moment in social media. All we can tell is that this is for your hoo-hah and it’s for ladies hoo-hahs and it also seems to be patent protected.
Having actually seen this device, let me assure you that what you see here is not a star.










Looks like tongue shaped fan blades… I should have patented that when I was in high school. FML.
Don’t feel too bad. Somebody invented something very similar to that back in the 19th century. I can’t find a link to exactly what I’m thinking of, but I saw it on an HBO on-demand thing once. Sort of a conveyor belt with a series of tongues on it.
See “Female Hysteria.
It looks a bit like a tickler. Am I close?