Today’s the first day of the rest of Microsoft’s life. Windows 7 is officially available. Nearly everyone loves the OS expect for one notable person: Fake Steve Jobs. Here’s part of what he has to say about the new OS.
Do you feel it in the air? That heaviness and oppression? The smell of sulfur? Yes, dear readers, the Beast of Redmond is unleashing yet another tangled mess of hell-spawned code into the world. We know it is evil. You know it. I know it. But millions do not. Millions, in fact, will race out to obtain this evil, and will pay for the privilege of making their horrible lives just a tiny bit more horrible. I weep for those people. I pray for their souls. I just woke up from a terrible dream, one in which I’m hanging from a cross and Bill Gates is on the cross next to me. I tell him I know why he’s here, but why am I? He says, Because you copied all my good ideas. That’s when I woke up — screaming.
Someone needs to get a life…and quick, btw writing this via Windows 7 Ultimate. ;)
sucks to be you LMAO
SRSLY. Not to mention how the new Snow Leopard update was supposed to make my machine all stable and whatnot. Well my Macbook runs constantly at 6200rpm+ and 70C+ now, thanks “Steve” for not even acknowledging that this is a prevelent bug you guys need to fix ASAP.
Even Fake Steve Jobs riffing on evil is like Daniel Plainview lecturing on morality.
It amazes me people still pay for windows. It’s substandard compared to Linux and Linux is free.
Same goes for android vs windows mobile. Android is massively better than W Immobile.
In fact, most of you would be better served waiting for Google Chrome OS.
You’re officially an idiot. It boggles my mind that there are people as dumb and clueless as you are.
I’m not bashing on Linux btw, I love Ubuntu and I also love Android. I’m just bashing on your intelligence, which is pretty fair in my opinion.
FYI – Most people wouldn’t have the time, patience or intelligence to use Linux. If you’re a computer nerd, then sure, Linux is pretty awesome. Last I checked though, most people aren’t. They don’t want to spend 4 hours trying to get something to work. They just want it TO work. Technically, OSX would be the best OS for that, but not too many people want to spend mucho bucks for a Mac. Windows is the best option for your average person.
As far as Android goes.. uh? Duh? Android is a thousand times better than any Windows Mobile OS. But, you see, it’s kind of new and still trying to get into the market. This shit doesn’t happen over night you know. Its not that people choose WM over Android, it’s just that there are currently far more WM options than compared to Android.
And in fact, you’d be better served serving your current needs than not – aka “waiting for Google Chrome OS”. Let’s see… I can get something now, which works just fine, or I can wait for who knows how long for something a bit better… or you know, I could just be sane and logical and do what I have to do for now and then upgrade later if that’s what I really want to do.
I’ve been reading your comments, and I’m pretty sure every single one makes you sound like a complete retard. Go ahead and get mad at me saying that, that’s fair, but it doesn’t make it any less true.
Also, it’s NOBODY, not NO BODY. You do realize the difference don’t you?
At least you’re giving CG a bit of revenue. Just quit commenting unless you’re going to say something actually intelligent, it’s annoying otherwise.
Nice post and thanks for making us aware about the facke steve jobs.
Microsoft copied the interface from Xerox.
Apple copied the interface from Microsoft.
Bill Gates apparently freaked out at Steve Jobs over them stealing what they stole. Xerox developed the GUI and the mouse, it’s ridiculous for either of them to take the credit or blame Apple for lifting it.
Businesses that have an IT group are the perfect candidate for migrating from Windows to Linux. Home users definitely need to learn something new like Linux. However, as I have seen, once users get a basic understanding of Linux, the rest will follow suit. Basic applications like Firefox, OpenOffice, and others are very similar to the proprietary alternatives in Windows.
What many people do not realize is that Linux is free in cost, and free as in you can do with it what you want. Microsoft always has a finger on your PC, and decides what you can and cannot do with it. With Linux you can do what you want, and you aren’t restricted.
@joshua
nice retort, bro! hats off to you!
Linux is nothing but a pile of junk crap! plainly say, a lump of shit..
I had been uing Windows since the past 13 years from Windows 95, and NT4.0.. and i began first using Linux from 2002…
till now, i havent found LInux any better than windows. The only good when compared to Win2k/XP/Server2003 was less rootkit attacks and less viruses… ad user security..
But it doesnt mean Linux is virus proof… the one who believes likewise is more than a fool and a big retard minded baffoon like those kiddies who are out in the road to spread linux… they blindly blabbers non-sense about LInux like it is the best OS in this globe and blah blah.. :D
Linux as a desktop system sucks big time.. it is NOT-AT-ALL userfriendly, as well as compatible with all common PC hardwares.. some AMD chips wont support this linux shitty thing…
The Microsoft Operating System from Vista offers great security over user mode, thereby preventing Rootkits to almost groundlevel… There is NO filesystem available which is as stable, secure, self-healable and comparable to NTFS…
Now Linux is a great shit in front of Windows 7 because it combines Flexibility, Userfriendliness, Security and efficient resource management…
No Linux distribution had features multi-touch, Heterogenious Multi-Adapter etc.. now Linux kiddies will come forward and sucks it off from Microsoft Windows… then continue ashing on MS and Windows…
Using Internet on Linux feels like HELL… Application compatibility issues and Driver probles extra.. simply saying, Using Linux is a HELLISH DREAM and a foolish idea one can ever have… I Said QUIT to Linux, and turned to Windows.. Windows applications are widely available.. drivers available, utilities available.. and troubleshooting doesnt need to be messy..
Driver problems in LInux is real messy than that in Windows… recent newsletter reports indicates that above 80% of hacked server over the last 10 months are running Linux… the response getting for Windows Server 2008 R2 indicates it will be going to swipe the Linux over the market…
Linux spreaders are morons and nerds who aimfully hides the ugly vulnerabilities and drawbacks of Linux while showing Windows as ugly and Microsoft as evil… really these retards who hides reality from Users are the real evil… they are Forcing people towards the hellish experience of Linux..
“The launch of Windows 7 has superseded everyone’s expectations, storming ahead of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows as the biggest-grossing pre-order product of all-time, and demand is still going strong,” claimed managing director Brian McBride, Amazon UK on October 22..
So, if THIS MUCH Rush for Windows 7 means it is just that much popular, and people find it useful and helpful for their needs… no one will be spending their money for purchasing crappy things… example is VISTA which sucked badly…
All i had to say about Linux, and to Nerds Linux Kiddies is that :
“Linux means It SUCKS!!”
So, dont wander around roads, offices and schools like donkeys trying to spread hate against MS and WIndows and market the linux shit by eating charity… and be happy boys with brand new Windows 7 Lappy’s and boxes…
Pay and use, to help software industry to stand on its legs… rather than ateing your lunch by someone’s charity…. :D
You had to work for your family’s bread… not for charity deposits.. charity needs to be given.. as it MUST be given to poor people… but, it should be a percent from your Income! :-)
Sorry for re-post….
But left something to say… Linux says they are giving over the money to charity….
let me ask WHAT CHARITY? :O
Then how can they feed those thousands of developers in their communtiy… how those developers live withour having a salary?? are the opensource people traditionally smugglers, theievs etc to survive without a gettin paid job?? :O
Okay, here comes the answer… the “charity” which any consumer offers to Opensource Linux community is actually the salary for those developers…
It means, your “CHARITY DEPOSIT” is Noway going to the hands of right ones who requires it – The POOR PEOPLE…
Microsoft co-founder is spending pleanty amount of his money for charity.. the true charity to help poor people in whole world…. so, Linux crappers must need to hear a name “Bill and Melinda gates Foundation” or BMG Foundation…
The Linux charity which users are gving off is going to the Linux developing engineer’s pocket and enhancing his luxury life…. not contributing to poor people…
So, by buying a copy of Windows.. a share of your money is geting into account of Gates, whcih indirectly is getting used for the right purpose of charity…
Whats BIG DEAL? :=)