OMG. When I asked our Japanese readers to send in a pic of the Burger King Windows 7 burger, I was half hoping that it really didn’t exist. But nope, here it is. You probably shouldn’t look at this before breakfast, btw.
It blows my mind that some marketing guru would think that slapping the Windows 7 name onto a seven patty burger would improve the Windows image. Of course it took an equally moronic Burger King suit to agree to sell out and show the world that Burger King is willing to create the world’s most unhealthy foods. Look at that thing. It’s a tower of cardiac arrest. The meal better come with a voucher for a buy one bypass, get one free. Gross. Just gross.
[thanks for the pics, Christoph]
Hahaha! Well, like what they always say: be careful of what you wish for, you might just get it.
Wow… I agree with you that’s one mean tower of cardiac arrest.
Well, I would it that. Food for the whole week. î„ îŒ»
My buddy Ryan has done a 6 pattied McDonalds burger. I sent the picture of the 7 patty and told him he needed to up the stakes to an 8 patty. He said he would try but he fears that he will throw up half way through. Either way he is video taping it.
C’mon, have a little fun. It’s just a silly marketing campaign, not a Genocide Sandwich, or something.
people talk about americans eating too much and disgusting foods…
But Mike…Americans really do eat too much. I’m American, I eat too much. I dunno about the disgusting, because it all taste really freaking good.
mmmmm…lyk lekker!
Coming soon, the Chic-fil-a OS X ten-slab leopard chicken sandwich.
It costs three times as much as the Burger King sandwich though, because it’s for special people only.
One double whopper is 920 calories and a triple is 1160 calories. Triple stacker is 820 calories and a quad stacker is 1010 calories.
So that’s at least 200 calories per patty plus 200 calories for everything else. So 7 x 200 + 200 = 1600 calories.
Would you like fries with that? or just a large puke bucket also known as a jumbo sized soda?
They say, it has 2120kcal.
….do i get a free dinky toy with?
Yes. It’s a heart surgeon bobble head toy! :p
What a waste.
I just got my Local BK in the UK to make me one up to see if they would. They did =D
At least its not as bloated as the vistaburger.
MacDailyNews said it best:
“Microsoft and Burger King promote Vista service pack, er, ‘Windows 7’ with a seven-patty Whopper: One bloated puke-inducing heart attack-in-a-box deserves another.”
http://macdailynews.com/index.php/weblog/comments/22819/
Hi Mook,
Yeah, bloated Ballmer is using a bloated burger to promote bloated Windows.
I’m running Windows 7 RC on my 5 year old laptop which only runs a 1.6GHz Pentium M but only 512MB DDR as well. Guess what? It runs quick and smoothly. W7 isn’t bloated at all.
Yeah, bloated Ballmer is using a bloated burger to promote bloated Windows to a bloated Joshua. *S*
i can eat that!!!
it looks sooo good!!!! i want one!!!
That’s also know as the Bigg’s Burger
Silly Japanese, let the Americans show you how it’s done.
In ‘n’ Out 100×100 Burger
http://supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20060125050438458
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Taste-less. More filling!
(Or something like that!)
Definitely ‘bloat’ ware and ‘processor intensive’. :)
What about the Ultimate?
…just like windows :)
Morons thinking this type of food consumption is acceptable – 2 out of every 3 Americans is either overweight or obese and these same people force their way into town hall meetings to contest health care reform. No wonder since they are the culprits, bringing the American health care system to its knees with weekly hospital visits for heart, joint and breathing ailments! And the worse part is these fatties bear children who also turn into fatties. Fit Americans have become the minority.
Welcome to Fatty Nation!
This burger is in Japan, not America. Nice try though.
Nice try to what idiot? Who cares where it is, it started here in the United States – Burger King, Microsoft, creating the perception eating to excess is okay.
But you are probably one of those fatties I referred to. Everyday is a struggle squeezing into yesterdays clothes, you look down and can’t see your feet, your bra doubles as a belt, 1/3 of your income is spent on cosmetics because going to the gym would take time away from sitting at the dinner table, and you never smell right because bacteria has so many places to hide – you give up on hygiene simply because even that is an exhausting chore.
I know, I see you people, passing me in your undersized cars as I run my 5 miles every other morning. I smile a little knowing you are on your way to Murder King to fill that hole under your nose with so much excess, while your heart struggles to beat just one more beat.
I used to eat triples all the time, but it was keeping me full all the day. I dont care what you think, but i want one!!!
Of course it showed up here.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
I think it was actually the extraordinary success of the MegaMac in Japan that enticed Burger King back into the Japanese market after a 6 year hiatus – this was a marketing campaign that had to happen.
Bring on Windows 8!!!
Then again, for us low carb folks this is heaven.
FWIW, Whoppers are still my on-the-go meal (sans bun and ketchup of course) if I can’t get to a Smith and Wollensky’s for 2 hours. 30 inch waste, low blood pressure, low triglycerides and great LDL/HDL balance.
Yeah, this will give you a heart attack. Sure thing, fatties.
The burger is awesome, this scathing review (and crunchgear.com) is a disgusting joke to humanity.
Agreed. It’s disgusting how any idiot, moron, or complete fool can cry about something on the Internet, slap it on a website, and people somehow call this “good”. Crunchgear is a sad joke.
fanatic vegetarian should not write articles about such a topic.
ROFLMAO @ the title “a disgusting joke to humanity”
Heh, I just got back from eating one, I couldn’t even finish the thing. Pure meat, nothing between each patty.
At least it’s not as bad as the Windows 95 Whopper!