So the dudes at Boston Dynamics have finally added weapons to the Big Dog, America’s favorite scary striding robot. What does this mean? More fun when you run naked and bleeding from your home, your left kidney stolen from you as you slept, as the robots rise up and begin preparing our organs for harvest!
OK, so horns aren’t weapons, but they are pointy!
How long before Big Dog starts looking like this scene from a recent school reunion gone wrong in Scranton, PA?









Leave it to the Government to develop a robotic Bull; they’re already feeding us what comes out the other end of it……nice job!! Now file your taxes so they can build more….oh, and I’ll bet most of the parts are made in China…”But it’s assembled here! AMERICAN MADE !!