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by Doug Aamoth on June 22, 2009

webcamGood for those hard-to-reach places, this USB web cam rotates 360 degrees and can be angled up to 180 degrees. It’s also got 2GB of built-in storage for good measure.

by Doug Aamoth on June 12, 2009

dockIt probably doesn’t get much simpler than this when it comes to getting video files onto your TV. Here’s a USB hard drive dock that’s got an HDMI output on the back of it and includes a remote control.

by Doug Aamoth on June 9, 2009

keyboardBehold the future (of keyboards). New from far away lands comes this $69 wireless slim keyboard with “Smart TouchPad.” See that touchpad in the lower right corner there? It’s a multitouch trackpad that switches to a ten-key number pad — like magic!

by John Biggs on June 5, 2009

You want to spy? You live in country with weird power outlets? You not afraid of being arrested? Go now to Brando! $64 sound-activated security camcorder socket sound to activate no special technique is required mount it anywhere and take video of unsuspecting lady! Upskirt! Cleveland steamer! Go go go!

by Doug Aamoth on June 1, 2009

hdFor all the fluff that generally pours out of Brando’s website, there’s always a diamond in the rough here and there. This one seems to be more diamond than rough. It’s basically an adapter that turns any 3.5- or 2.5-inch hard drive into an HD video player for your TV. It’ll also push out files from SD cards and USB thumb drives as well.

by Doug Aamoth on May 20, 2009

BrandoBehold a USB flash drive that also doubles as a simple MP3 player. You supply your own microSD card, actually, so maybe think of this as a $16 memory-less MP3 player that doubles as a USB flash drive.

Button spy camera: Only a little creepy
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by John Biggs on May 18, 2009

“Do you expect me to take a picture by rubbing my ring against my chest, thereby activating my $96 Brando Spy Camera?

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
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PAW FLASH DRIVE OK!
by John Biggs on May 14, 2009

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USB Paw Flash Drive is cute and lovely. Strap is included to attach to your cellphone, keys or bag for convenient.

We literally should just republish a Brando feed verbatim. I can’t make up anything funnier than their descriptions.

by Doug Aamoth on May 13, 2009

mouseOh man, this mouse sends shooting pains all the way up my arm just by looking at it. But it’s small and very portable!

by Doug Aamoth on May 7, 2009

bradnoTime for everyone to cash in on the new Star Trek movie. Brando is no exception with the “Star Trek USB Communicator internet phone,” a $43 VOIP device that resembles an original Star Trek communicator.

by John Biggs on April 27, 2009

Cease and desist letter be damned! Your woman is cheating on you with that Blood Efl!! Put a spy ear in her room! She talks to him! You hear! You go crazy! You go to jail! 65 dollars! Jail is fun because you’ll have time to read!

by John Biggs on April 24, 2009

Can you pinhold camera? Is it penetrated into your Life? It costs $66. It is hidden in the TIE pattern! Check carefully and have a remote! Add to cart! 2GB memory for store video!

by Devin Coldewey on April 14, 2009

Not all of us have room for surround sound setups in our tiny studio apartments, which we’re thinking about moving out of because they’re going to raise the rent again. And some of us just don’t want the tangle of wires to deal with. Enter the growing market of surround-sound headsets, of which it appears the first bargain bin sets are hitting the streets.

Zalman is a well-known brand, but I question the wisdom of buying a $60 headset promising six-channel analog but not mentioning any qualifications from Dolby, THX, or what have you. That and it’s gigantic.

by Doug Aamoth on April 14, 2009

Brando’s got a humdinger of a whatsit in this cubic card reader. Do you have room for it on your desk and enough cards of various formats to make use of it? Oh, you’ll also need $12.

by John Biggs on April 7, 2009

Want cool fun? Need a robot? Get this AI robot. That can be controlled via artificial intelligence and can detect-and-escape barriers and detect-and-trace objects in its surroundings. Cool! Fun! Team them up and they cost $42 with 4 extra batteries! What fun! You can also get full set for $168 including four AI robots!

What great robot fun you can have with this!

by Doug Aamoth on April 2, 2009

If you’ve always dreamed of a tablet PC but you don’t want to pay those outrageous department store prices, Brando has a $99 USB kit that’s sure to tickle your giggle bone.

Brando’s Transformed Mirror IQ Blocks: Just what you think they are
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by John Biggs on March 30, 2009

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Wanna challenge you brain!! OK! Let’s get start with mirror blocks!! OK! $29.00 order now smooth rotation and weight! Left&right brain! OK!
SO NO DROPPING THE PANTS IN THE SUBWAY! FINE!
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by Doug Aamoth on March 26, 2009

Your friends, family, and coworkers may have laughed at you in the past but nobody, and I mean NOBODY, will be laughing when you walk into the room with your PSP mounted around your waist, ready for some serious portable gaming.

by John Biggs on March 9, 2009


Exhibit: Ritual Skull Circa 2009
Marked “Brandu” [?-2010]
Materials: Plastic and electronic parts (pre-Quantum)
This example of early 21st century religious accoutrement points to an odd sect of skull worshippers based both in modern Australasia/Japanese Republic and in the former United States of America. The skull contains a small light and a “sensor” without 3D vision that can “see” motion. Modern sci-bots still do not understand the purpose of the item but believe it could have been involved in a solstice ritual.

by Doug Aamoth on March 5, 2009

Please observe this USB speaker from Brando. It’s called the “USB Buffalo Speaker” yet it looks like a bull yet it’s described as a “cute cow design” on the product page. It’s a blunder of epic proportions, to be sure, and could mean complete and “udder” devastation for Brando.

So where did the train go off the tracks?

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