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		<title>Robots taking over role of backseat driver</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/29/robots-taking-over-role-of-backseat-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Merrill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/AIDA-01.jpg"" />Meet AIDA, the <a href="http://senseable.mit.edu/aida/">Affective Intelligent Driving Assistant</a>. This is a prototype robot that utilizes sensors inside and outside the car to create "a platform comprising of a personal robot and an intelligent navigation system that aims to bring an innovative driving experience." I don't own an automobile, so practically every driving experience is innovative to me right now! Rather than traditional destination-oriented GPS navigation, AIDA posits "a navigation system that mimics the friendly expertise of a driving companion who is familiar with both the driver and the city." Hopefully AIDA won't complain about my driving the way all my friends do. Video and more inside!]]></description>
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Meet AIDA, the <a href="http://senseable.mit.edu/aida/">Affective Intelligent Driving Assistant</a>. This is a prototype robot that utilizes sensors inside and outside the car to create &#8220;a platform comprising of a personal robot and an intelligent navigation system that aims to bring an innovative driving experience.&#8221; I don&#8217;t own an automobile, so practically every driving experience is innovative to me right now! Rather than traditional destination-oriented GPS navigation, AIDA posits &#8220;a navigation system that mimics the friendly expertise of a driving companion who is familiar with both the driver and the city.&#8221; Hopefully AIDA won&#8217;t complain about my driving the way all my friends do.</p>
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<p>&#8220;Instead of focusing solely on determining routes to a specified waypoint, our system utilizes analysis of driver behavior in order to identify the set of goals the driver would like to achieve.&#8221; That <em>is</em> innovative, and as the video above indicates, AIDA can work to help you efficiently navigate your home city. It still looks suspiciously destination-oriented, and I wonder how much our continued reliance on navigation products is going to make us miss out of serendipitous discoveries, like the mom-and-pop movie theater nearby is showing your favorite B movie, or a big multi-family yard sale is taking place this Saturday. The more we rely on technology to get us where we&#8217;re going, the less likely we are to see what&#8217;s going on nearby.</p>
<p>AIDA is a product of the MIT SENSElab, the MIT Media Lab&#8217;s Personal Robots Group, and the Volkswagen Group of America’s Electronics Research Lab. The full <a href="http://senseable.mit.edu/aida/downloads/AIDA_Press_Release.doc">press release</a> is available.</p>
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		<title>Robot arms demonstrate their physical aptitude again, this time with Fanta</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/19/robot-arms-demonstrate-their-physical-aptitude-again-this-time-with-fanta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/roboarm.jpg"/>It's not enough that they make ramen, juggle, and play catch &#8212; now robot arms need to play with their food? This robot arm on the right is teasing the one on the left. Want a Fanta? You can't have one! Your feeble manipulator navigates this six-pack in vain.]]></description>
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It&#8217;s not enough that they make ramen, juggle, and play catch &mdash; now robot arms need to play with their food? This robot arm on the right is teasing the one on the left. Want a Fanta? You can&#8217;t have one! Your feeble manipulator navigates this six-pack in vain.</p>
<p>These feats are child&#8217;s play for <a href="http://www.abb.com/product/us/9AAC910011.aspx">a robot designed for precision maneuvers</a>. Just picture this, now: instead of a six-pack, it&#8217;s navigating the smoking rubble of one of humanity&#8217;s underground hiding places &mdash; you know, after the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse</a>. A fraction of a second after it bursts into the room, it inputs the locations of all the faces, programs a path for its rapid-fire laser cannon, and&#8230;. boom, headshots.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.botjunkie.com/2009/10/19/abb-fanta-can-challenge-level-2/">BotJunkie</a> and <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5385232/three-robot-motion-control-mayhem-will-make-you-wanna-fanta">Gizmodo</a>]</p>
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		<title>Utterly insane voice synthesizer uses a piano &#8211; did I mention how insane it is?</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/12/utterly-insane-voice-synthesizer-uses-a-piano-did-i-mention-how-insane-it-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wtfwtf.jpg"/>I wanted to tell you guys to watch this without seeing the description, but it's difficult to do so. Better find someone nearby, tell them to close their eyes, and then open them when they think they've got it figured out. This piano-based voice synthesizer breaks down the morphemes of normal speech into components which can be built up using piano keys. Sounds crazy in theory of course, but actually seeing the keys playing themselves and a voice coming out of it makes me think the end times are coming.]]></description>
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I wanted to tell you guys to watch this without seeing the description, but it&#8217;s difficult to do so. Better find someone nearby, tell them to close their eyes, and then open them when they think they&#8217;ve got it figured out.<a href="http://www.synthgear.com/2009/strange-weird/talking-piano/"> This piano-based voice synthesizer</a> breaks down the morphemes of normal speech into components which can be built up using piano keys. Sounds crazy in theory of course, but actually seeing the keys playing themselves and a voice coming out of it makes me think the end times are coming.</p>
<p>Will this be the voice with which <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">our robot antagonists</a> will soothe future generations of cowed humans?</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9t5um/piano_based_voice_synthiziser/">Reddit</a>]</p>
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		<title>Robots add new arsenal in their war against humanity: singing!</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/06/robots-add-new-arsenal-in-their-war-against-humanity-singing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Merrill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/singing-robot-01.jpg" alt="singing-robot-01" title="singing-robot-01" />Way back in March I wrote about the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/16/robot-to-do-its-little-turn-on-the-catwalk/">HRP-4C robot</a> that walks and talks. At CEATEC today I saw this thing in person. And now it <em>sings</em>! Watch the video!]]></description>
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Way back in March I wrote about the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/16/robot-to-do-its-little-turn-on-the-catwalk/">HRP-4C robot</a> that walks and talks. At CEATEC today I saw this thing in person. And now it <em>sings</em>!</p>
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An upgraded version of the VOCALOID, with an added conversation function and a new voice, help to make movement of the HRP-4C a bit more sophisticated. And as you can see here, a humanoid robot with human-like singing with an accompanying performance is sure to attract much attention.
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid">VOCALOID</a> is Yamaha&#8217;s proprietary vocal-processing technology developed for the manufacture of desktop music.</p>
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		<title>Two spider-bot videos, one post</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/26/two-spider-bot-videos-one-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then let&#8217;s begin. Comfort is overrated anyway. And robot spiders are underrepresented on this (otherwise excellent) website. That&#8217;s why I decided to put two, two, TWO SPIDER ROBOT VIDEOS in one post. We&#8217;re falling behind other blogs in spiderbot video density. Click on through and be squicked/entertained.

Our first video showcases a [...]]]></description>
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then let&#8217;s begin. Comfort is overrated anyway. And robot spiders are underrepresented on this (otherwise excellent) website. That&#8217;s why I decided to put two, two, TWO SPIDER ROBOT VIDEOS in <em>one</em> post. We&#8217;re falling behind other blogs in spiderbot video density. Click on through and be squicked/entertained.<br />
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Our first video showcases a robot by <a href="http://drewsrobots.blogspot.com/">a fellow named Drew</a>, who apparently feels that Wiimotes are for controlling abominations such as the one he&#8217;s created. A pair of modified Wiimotes controls its nightmarishly jerky locomotion, and apparently there&#8217;s a button dedicated to it turning inside out and flipping over.</p>
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<p>Drew, it&#8217;s now <em>your</em> responsibility to rock me to sleep tonight. A little scotch in my milk will help.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.gearfuse.com/four-legged-arachnid-robot-controlled-via-wii-nunchucks/">Gearfuse</a> and <a href="http://www.forevergeek.com/2009/08/cool_four-legged_walking_robot_controlled_by_wii_nunchucks/">Forever Geek</a>]</p>
<p>Next is a more practical (though equally frightening) affair. This web-shooting ceiling-lurker gets around (extremely slowly, but still) by firing its little grippers and then ratcheting up the &#8220;web.&#8221; Nice to know someone could slip one of these in the window and it could be waiting above the door in your foyer by the time you get home.</p>
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<p>It moves more like an extremely nervous robo-sloth than anything, but the webs clearly mark it as a spider-based design. It&#8217;s built and maintained by the <a href="http://web.bgu.ac.il/Eng/engn/me/Labs/MechatronicsRobotics/default.htm">Ben Gurion University Mechatronics Department.</a></p>
<p>[via <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/08/spiderbot-shoot.php">Dvice</a> and <a href="http://robots.net/article/2906.html">Robots.net</a>]</p>
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		<title>UAVs can do more than kill without compunction?</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/26/uavs-can-do-more-than-kill-without-compunction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/predator-candy.jpg"  />And here I thought that these drones were born to kill. In fact, they're being put to good use, and such as the ones they've got <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/12/01/more-robot-ocean-gliders-taking-to-the-seas/">cruising in the ocean</a>, or these, which they've deployed to help combat wildfires. The drones can go into dangerously smoky areas and use IR cameras to point out hot spots for firefighters &#8212; man and machine working alongside one another like brothers. Heartwarming!

My mind, of course, immediately jumps to the fact that those "hot spots" could just as easily be warm, fleeing humans after the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse</a>, but for the moment that's not a danger. <em>For the moment.</em>]]></description>
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And here I thought that these drones were born to kill. In fact, they&#8217;re being put to good use, and such as the ones they&#8217;ve got <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/12/01/more-robot-ocean-gliders-taking-to-the-seas/">cruising in the ocean</a>, or these, <a href="http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/08/firefighting-uav/">which they&#8217;ve deployed to help combat wildfires.</a> The drones can go into dangerously smoky areas and use IR cameras to point out hot spots for firefighters &mdash; man and machine working alongside one another like brothers. Heartwarming!</p>
<p>My mind, of course, immediately jumps to the fact that those &#8220;hot spots&#8221; could just as easily be warm, fleeing humans after the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse</a>, but for the moment that&#8217;s not a danger. <em>For the moment.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/firefighter_uav.jpg" alt="firefighter_uav" title="firefighter_uav" width="619" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-109080" /></p>
<p>This one in particular is being used in Alaska, where a major wildfire has destroyed almost half a million acres since June. Check out the video below. I like how they fire the thing into the air like a toy glider.</p>
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		<title>All-purpose BEAR robot rolling to a military engagement near you</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/22/all-purpose-bear-robot-rolling-to-a-military-engagement-near-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bear.jpg"/>I'm beginning to think the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse </a>is going to be less Terminator and more Dinobot. I mean, we've robotic fish, dog-monsters, and hummingbots already, and that's just off the top of my head. And if it isn't <em>based </em>on an animal, it's <em>named </em>after one. The BEAR robot, in contrast, isn't actually bearlike, but is just a handy acronym for the Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot.]]></description>
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I&#8217;m beginning to think the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse </a>is going to be less Terminator and more Dinobot. I mean, we&#8217;ve robotic fish, dog-monsters, and hummingbots already, and that&#8217;s just off the top of my head. And if it isn&#8217;t <em>based </em>on an animal, it&#8217;s <em>named </em>after one. The BEAR robot, in contrast, isn&#8217;t actually bearlike, but is just a handy acronym for the <a href="http://www.vecnarobotics.com/solutions/bear/index.shtml">Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot.</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s got a couple freaky-looking arms capable of either carrying a wounded soldier or daintily plucking a grenade out of a purse. It cruises around on a cool sort of double-tread that can change angle to help it get over rubble (or human rubble). It&#8217;s pretty cool, but I think their next design goal should be making it less frightening. Human-looking or not human-looking, you gotta make a choice here, guys.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13639_3-10315369-42.html">CNET</a>]</p>
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		<title>Tiny Hummingbot can now stay in the air for a full 20 seconds</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/14/tiny-hummingbot-can-now-stay-in-the-air-for-a-full-20-seconds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hs.jpg" />Looks like the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse </a>is going to have to wait on battery technology. The <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/02/hummingbot-drone-hovering-in-slow-motion/">Hummingbot/Hunter-seeker</a> we saw last month has improved somewhat, and is now capable of more than falling while flapping its wings. It can, in fact, hover in a controlled fashion for up to 20 seconds. If you're quick, that's enough time to get it through the ducts and assassinate the <em>Kwisatz Haderach</em>, but I'd wait until they can get it up to a full minute.]]></description>
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<p>Looks like the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse </a>is going to have to wait on battery technology. The <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/02/hummingbot-drone-hovering-in-slow-motion/">Hummingbot/Hunter-seeker</a> we saw last month has improved somewhat, and is now capable of more than falling while flapping its wings. It can, in fact, hover in a controlled fashion for up to 20 seconds. If you&#8217;re quick, that&#8217;s enough time to get it through the ducts and assassinate the <em>Kwisatz Haderach</em>, but I&#8217;d wait until they can get it up to a full minute.</p>
<p>The bot is part of ongoing research by DARPA to create a sort of suite of robots for deployment in combat. This one would be for checking out potential hiding spots, bomb locations, or sniper perches. They call it a Nano Air Vehicle. And remember, it&#8217;s cute now, but when it&#8217;s loaded with a neurotoxin and trying to sneak up behind the barricades&#8230;</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/08/worlds-first-fl.php">Dvice </a>and <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/13/nano-air-vehicle-tak.html">BoingBoing</a>]</p>
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		<title>Robot OS paves the way for army of standardized robo-assassins</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/11/robot-os-paves-the-way-for-army-of-standardized-robo-assassins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Merrill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/terminators.jpg" />You know how it is: you go down to your secret lair to work on the prototype for your armada of deathbots, and you get paralyzed by the sheer enormity of the project you've undertaken. Not only do you need to find the raw materials, you need to design the bodies and weapons systems, build in failsafes so they don't attack you, and basically write a complete operating system from scratch. That's a lot of work for a busy tyrant-to-be, and frankly such details distract from the big picture of global domination.

Thankfully, there's a crew of people working to standardize and abstract robot operating systems to reduce the time-to-market for your electronic henchmen.]]></description>
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You know how it is: you go down to your secret lair to work on the prototype for your armada of deathbots, and you get paralyzed by the sheer enormity of the project you&#8217;ve undertaken. Not only do you need to find the raw materials, you need to design the bodies and weapons systems, build in failsafes so they don&#8217;t attack you, and basically write a complete operating system from scratch. That&#8217;s a lot of work for a busy tyrant-to-be, and frankly such details distract from the big picture of global domination. Thankfully, there&#8217;s a crew of people working to standardize and abstract robot operating systems to reduce the time-to-market for your electronic henchmen.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327206.300-robots-to-get-their-own-operating-system.html">New Scientist</a> brings us word of <a href="http://ros.sourceforge.net/browse/list.php">Robot OS</a>.</p>
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Roboticists have begun to think about what robots have in common and what aspects of their construction can be standardised, hopefully resulting in a basic operating system everyone can use. This would let roboticists focus their attention on taking the technology forward.
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<p>My plans for world domination will be greatly enhanced by the commoditization of robots. Hurry up, guys!!</p>
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		<title>Ramen robot makes 800 bowls a day &#8211; that&#8217;s almost enough for me</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/06/ramen-robot-makes-800-bowls-a-day-thats-almost-enough-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen.jpg" />In a development being hailed as "the greatest single step forward ever taken by civilization," Japan has made a pair of wise-cracking robot arms that make and deploy up to 800 perfect bowls of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/15/take-the-noodleslide-to-brothtown/">ramen </a>per day. Yes, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/06/video-japan-gets-a-ramen-noodle-robot/">we saw one like this</a> back in July, but this is a whole other level. It's like Wall-E vs. the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM">talking toaster from Red Dwarf</a> (admittedly, a solid robot). These truly awesome robo-arms boil the noodles, add flavoring and broth, then top it off with accoutrements like seaweed bits or pork.

If this is what we have to look forward to after they take over, I... I no longer fear the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse</a>.]]></description>
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In a development being hailed as &#8220;the greatest single step forward ever taken by civilization,&#8221; Japan has made a pair of wise-cracking robot arms that make and deploy up to 800 perfect bowls of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/15/take-the-noodleslide-to-brothtown/">ramen </a>per day. Yes, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/06/video-japan-gets-a-ramen-noodle-robot/">we saw one like this</a> back in July, but this is a whole other level. It&#8217;s like Wall-E vs. the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM">talking toaster from Red Dwarf</a> (admittedly, a solid robot). These truly awesome robo-arms boil the noodles, add flavoring and broth, then top it off with accoutrements like seaweed bits or pork. If this is what we have to look forward to after they take over, I&#8230; I no longer fear the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse</a>.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve never had legitimate and fresh Japanese ramen, do yourself a favor and look up a place in town that offers it. I like the wide noodles &mdash; although I&#8217;d prefer it if you wouldn&#8217;t repeat that out of context. If I&#8217;m honest, though, the flesh-based ramen guys could deliver a bowl in less than the time it took these robots to do it, but they didn&#8217;t do it with as much flair or beautiful <em>precision</em>. They even horse around when they&#8217;re not working! I see no reason why these shouldn&#8217;t be on every street corner.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/08/ramen-robot/">Wired</a>]</p>
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		<title>Running robot recovers from roughhousing, recalls Robocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/27/running-robot-recovers-from-roughhousing-recalls-robocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/oh-noooooooo.jpg" />This dainty-hoofed droid has the gait of an octogenarian jogger, the face of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/asimo/">Asimo</a>, and the recovery ability of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/27/video-more-bigdog/">BigDog</a>. Yeah, <em>that's</em> not a scary combination.

Check out the video.]]></description>
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<a href="http://smart-machines.blogspot.com/2009/07/toyotas-running-humanoid-robot.html">This dainty-hoofed droid</a> has the gait of an octogenarian jogger, the face of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/asimo/">Asimo</a>, and the recovery ability of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/27/video-more-bigdog/">BigDog</a>. Yeah, <em>that&#8217;s</em> not a scary combination.</p>
<p>The good news is that it isn&#8217;t stable at more than 7 km/h. If you can run faster than that, you&#8217;re all right. <em>But </em>if it has a <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/16/killercopter-uav-snipes-you-with-onboard-338-precision-rifle/">rifle attached to its head</a>, you&#8217;re out of luck. And <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">believe me</a>, it&#8217;s <em>going </em>to have a rifle attached to its head.</p>
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		<title>Proposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/14/proposed-military-robot-would-refuel-by-eating-human-bodies-what-could-possibly-go-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eatr.jpg"  />Those of you who follow the Robocalypse tag know that I find the rise of machine-based warfare and biomimetic freakery... troubling. Well, it just got a lot more so. Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available <em>sunlight</em>, or use an versatile diesel engine or something, some robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on <em>biomass</em>.

Yes, it can use plants and compost and stuff like that, but let's be honest. You're deploying these on a battlefield. These sons of bitches are going to be eating bodies all day long. And you think it'll stop there?]]></description>
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Those of you who follow the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">Robocalypse </a>tag know that I find the rise of machine-based warfare and biomimetic freakery&#8230; troubling. Well, it just got a lot more so. Not content to have robots simply feed on widely available <em>sunlight</em>, or use an versatile diesel engine or something, some robo-pioneers have decided that this new robot should refuel on <em>biomass</em>.</p>
<p>Yes, it can use plants and compost and stuff like that, but let&#8217;s be honest. You&#8217;re deploying these on a battlefield. These sons of bitches are going to be eating bodies all day long. And you think it&#8217;ll stop there?</p>
<p>In the presentation on the <a href="http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR">EATR</a> (I know) robot&#8217;s construction and AI, it is shown that the robot creates plans for the next 50ms to the next 24 hours. Sure, if it&#8217;s in a foxhole with you, its one-hour plan is to sit tight and wait for backup. But if shutdown is imminent, it may start implementing Code Dahmer in its<em> long-term strategy.</em></p>
<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s not enough to create simple <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/16/killercopter-uav-snipes-you-with-onboard-338-precision-rifle/">sniper-bots</a>, you have to make some that <em>actively crave flesh?</em></p>
<p>[via <a href="http://enthusiast.hardocp.com/news.html?news=NDA3MjcsLCxoZW50aHVzaWFzdCwsLDE=">HardOCP </a>and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532492,00.html">Fox News</a>]</p>
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		<title>Because there weren&#8217;t enough Ro-bats in the world</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/07/because-there-werent-enough-ro-bats-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/11554_large_090707093625-large.jpg"  />"Biomimetic miniature flying platforms" appears to be the theme this week. Just a few days ago we saw a <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/02/hummingbot-drone-hovering-in-slow-motion/">hummingbird robot</a> meant to hover in and out of buildings, and now there's this ro-bat being put together at North Carolina State University.

Here is my question: were there not enough bats in the world already?]]></description>
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&#8220;Biomimetic miniature flying platforms&#8221; appears to be the theme this week. Just a few days ago we saw a  meant to hover in and out of buildings, and now there&#8217;s this ro-bat being put together at North Carolina State University. Here is my question: were there not enough bats in the world already?</p>
<p>The idea is that these micro air vehicles, or MAVs, would carry small sensors and be able to investigate, say, a radioactive or toxic area that other robots can&#8217;t access. Check out the way the bat works:</p>
<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re using an alloy that responds to the heat from an electric current. That heat actuates micro-scale wires the size of a human hair, making them contract like &#8216;metal muscles.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m sure the machines will never be using these terrifying metal muscles against us <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">when the time comes.</a> At least these bat-things don&#8217;t have the power of flight yet; the researchers are putting together a full prototype with super-light materials (the whole thing weighs under 6g) so they can figure out just how to make that bat-flight thing work.</p>
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		<title>Hummingbot UAV hovering in slow motion</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/02/hummingbot-drone-hovering-in-slow-motion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hs.jpg" />I'm concerned that before long, every critter out there will be replaced by a biomimetic robot surrogate. With <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/03/17/bigdog-robot-imagine-this-thing-coming-at-you-through-the-woods/">BigDog</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/03/19/littledog-the-pint-sized-alternative-to-the-bigdog/">LittleDog</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/19/mecha-fish-to-populate-the-ocean-nibble-at-silicon-reefs/">mechafish</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/05/07/swifferbot-drags-its-microfiber-belly-across-your-floor/">swifferbot</a>, and the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/07/video-your-robo-insect-fix-for-the-day/">robo-ant</a> already on the march, it won't be long before the pleasant tweet and buzz of nature is replaced by the noise of servos and tiny guns.

The latest fiend to come out of DARPA human-extinction research money is this Nano Air Vehicle, which flies like a hummingbird, at least for the few seconds it's managing to stay up at this stage of research.]]></description>
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I&#8217;m concerned that before long, every critter out there will be replaced by a biomimetic robot surrogate. With <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/03/17/bigdog-robot-imagine-this-thing-coming-at-you-through-the-woods/">BigDog</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/03/19/littledog-the-pint-sized-alternative-to-the-bigdog/">LittleDog</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/19/mecha-fish-to-populate-the-ocean-nibble-at-silicon-reefs/">mechafish</a>, <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/05/07/swifferbot-drags-its-microfiber-belly-across-your-floor/">swifferbot</a>, and the <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/07/video-your-robo-insect-fix-for-the-day/">robo-ant</a> already on the march, it won&#8217;t be long before the pleasant tweet and buzz of nature is replaced by the noise of servos and tiny guns.</p>
<p>The latest fiend to come out of DARPA human-extinction research money is this <a href="http://www.darpa.mil/dso/thrusts/materials/multfunmat/nav/index.htm">Nano Air Vehicle</a>, which <a href="http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/blogs/defense/index.jsp?plckController=Blog&#038;plckScript=blogScript&#038;plckElementId=blogDest&#038;plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&#038;plckPostId=Blog%3a27ec4a53-dcc8-42d0-bd3a-01329aef79a7Post%3a395c7b55-6310-4e2b-a7b6-259eb8c0c2f4&#038;plckCommentSortOrder=TimeStampAscending">flies like a hummingbird</a>, at least for the few seconds it&#8217;s managing to stay up at this stage of research.</p>
<p>The idea, of course, is to create something like the <a href="http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Hunter-seeker">hunter-seeker </a>from <em>Dune</em>, floating silently in through the air vent and executing you while you sleep. <em>Do not fear&#8230; fear is the mind-killer&#8230;</em></p>
<p><img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hunter-seeker-1984.jpg" alt="hunter-seeker-1984" title="hunter-seeker-1984" width="350" height="192" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-98701" /></p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/video-pentagons-robo-hummingbird-flies-like-the-real-thing/">Wired Danger Room</a>]</p>
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		<title>Swifferbot drags its microfiber belly across your floor</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/05/07/swifferbot-drags-its-microfiber-belly-across-your-floor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 22:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fukitorimushi_1.jpg" />Oh god oh god! Household monsters are becoming real! This biomimetic slugbot is meant to pick up dust around the house, but it reminds me more of low-level enemies in NES games than any of its robot helper contemporaries. The Fukitorimushi ("wipe-up bug") is an autonomous robot like a Roomba, but it moves in a freaky inchworm style. The funny thing is, it would be creepy enough without the microfiber cloth wrapped around it, but with it the thing is absolutely terrifying.]]></description>
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Oh god oh god! Household monsters are becoming real! This biomimetic slugbot is meant to pick up dust around the house, but it reminds me more of low-level enemies in NES games than any of its robot helper contemporaries. The Fukitorimushi (&#8221;wipe-up bug&#8221;) is an autonomous robot like a Roomba, but it moves in a freaky inchworm style. The funny thing is, it would be creepy enough without the microfiber cloth wrapped around it, but with it the thing is absolutely terrifying.</p>
<p>It charges itself and finds its own way around, and even lets you know via LED when it&#8217;s found an extra-dirty spot that needs a little extra inchworming across. It was shown at the <a href="http://tokyofiber.com/2009/04/thanks-to-many-visitors.html">TokyoFiber Senseware expo in Milan</a>.</p>
<p>Ah, I just remembered what this thing reminds me of. Remember <em>Out of this World</em>?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/oots.png" alt="oots" title="oots" width="620" height="261" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-88594" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;d be afraid my little floorbot would one day rear up, bare its single poisoned fang, and take me down as vengeance for all the crumbs it had to mop up.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/05/fukitorimushi-autonomous-floor-wiping-robot/">Pink Tentacle</a>]</p>
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		<title>Deep-water exploration robot looks scarier than is probably necessary</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/05/06/deep-water-exploration-robot-looks-scarier-than-is-probably-necessary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 23:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/underwater-bot.jpg" />Most deep-underwater devices are <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/abyss/frontier/deepsea.html">round and inoffensive</a>; why does this one need to be so sinister? In fact, it's reminiscent of a certain other robot which occupies an antagonistic relationship with mankind. Not sure what I'm talking about? Here's a hint: "woah."]]></description>
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Most deep-underwater devices are <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/abyss/frontier/deepsea.html">round and inoffensive</a>; why does this one need to be so sinister? In fact, it&#8217;s reminiscent of a certain other robot which occupies an antagonistic relationship with mankind. Not sure what I&#8217;m talking about? Here&#8217;s a hint: &#8220;woah.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/robot.jpg" alt="robot" title="robot" width="620" height="419" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-88325" /></p>
<p>Yes, Neo woke up to one of these bastards. Looks like the <a href="http://ifam.fraunhofer.de/">Fraunhofer Institute</a> is putting together the prototype for <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse">our future oppressors</a>! Once they&#8217;ve broken us with their <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/16/killercopter-uav-snipes-you-with-onboard-338-precision-rifle/">sniper-bots</a>, these harvest machines will make sure no human heat goes unabsorbed. Good job, guys.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-05/f-urw050509.php">Eurekalert </a>via <a href="http://www.botjunkie.com/2009/05/06/underwater-robot-wants-to-feel-you-up/">Botjunkie </a>and <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/05/terrifying-unde.php">Dvice</a>]</p>
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		<title>Killercopter UAV snipes you with onboard .338 precision rifle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/uav-heli-470-0509.jpg"  />Not terrifying at all! And of course, it's flown with a modified Xbox 360 controller. How do they expect to get headshots with that? Mouse and keyboard, baby. But I digress. This <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">robocalyptic </a>aerial hunter-killer is 26ft long, goes 117mph, and can carry a payload of 150lb. That means it can carry a <a href="http://www.rndedge.com/images/rifles01/rifle2000a.htm">sniper rifle</a> <em>and </em>a <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/05/japanese-lovebot-traps-intern-in-order-to-hug-her-repeatedly/">hugbot</a>.]]></description>
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Not terrifying at all! And of course, it&#8217;s flown with a modified Xbox 360 controller. How do they expect to get headshots with that? Mouse and keyboard, baby. But I digress. This <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">robocalyptic </a>aerial hunter-killer is 26ft long, goes 117mph, and can carry a payload of 150lb. That means it can carry a <a href="http://www.rndedge.com/images/rifles01/rifle2000a.htm">sniper rifle</a> <em>and </em>a <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/05/japanese-lovebot-traps-intern-in-order-to-hug-her-repeatedly/">hugbot</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/4313331.html">The Vigilante 502</a> is an Army project meant to maintain visibility in areas where enemies can quickly disappear into the hills or what have you. This sucker can keep up with them, though, and then of course put heat on them from a kilometer away.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s all well and good, but isn&#8217;t this really just the precursor to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTXUYGi2EYw">these automated helicopters from Ghost in the Shell</a>? (Anime warning)</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/04/sniper-rifle-eq.php">DVICE</a>]</p>
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		<title>iRobot NOT working on autonomous killing machines</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/15/robobusiness-09-irobot-not-working-on-autonomous-killing-machines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug Aamoth</dc:creator>
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Doug Aamoth here in Boston at the 2009 RoboBusiness Expo with some fodder for the “Robots Will Eventually Rise Up and Kill Us All” debate. No matter which side of the argument you support, if you’re someday killed by an autonomous robot it won’t have been made by iRobot.
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<p>Doug Aamoth here in Boston at the 2009 RoboBusiness Expo with some fodder for the “Robots Will Eventually Rise Up and Kill Us All” debate. No matter which side of the argument you support, if you’re someday killed by an autonomous robot it won’t have been made by iRobot.</p>
<p><span id="more-84539"></span>Towards the end of his <em>How Robots Make War More Survivable</em> presentation this morning Vice Admiral Joseph W. Dyer (U.S. Navy, Ret.), President of the Government &amp; Industrial Robots division of iRobot, touched on the subject of robot ethics. He posed the following question:</p>
<p>Will we ever see autonomous killing machines?</p>
<p>All military robots are currently operated by a human, and while autonomous robots are in development, that autonomy will progress in stages – they’ll require less and less control by humans until they’re fully automated. Picture a kind of robotic cruise control, if you will. Also, today, if a military robot loses communications, a soldier has to go and retrieve it. Soon, if a robot loses communications, it’ll maneuver itself back to the last point it had a com signal.</p>
<p>There will be armed robots but iRobot believes that “life-and-death decisions should not be made independent of a human.” The Laws of Armed Conflict (LOAC) places responsibility on humans, who are currently always in the loop when controlling military robots. In the future, iRobot believes that the introduction of more autonomous robots will call for a new code of ethics. For now, though, iRobot has no plans to create a military robot capable of killing without first being authorized by a rational human being.</p>
<p>Dyer also commented that the battlefield of the future will look different in that we’ll see far fewer human soldiers. He gave the example of an unmanned underwater vehicle hitting the shore and deploying a bunch of unmanned ground vehicles (UGVs) and unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) that can be controlled safely from afar.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irobot3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-84537" title="irobot3.jpg" src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irobot3.jpg" alt="irobot3.jpg" width="620" height="522" /></a></p>
<p>This is important because currently over half of all soldier casualties occur at the point of first contact with the enemy. Military robots are able to greatly increase soldiers’ “situational awareness” by, for instance, surveying buildings before soldiers enter. UAVs also give a birds-eye-view of a battlefield, which is helpful from a logistics standpoint. Dyer referred to the most basic battlefield questions: “Where is the enemy, what is he doing, and where the hell am I?” Military robots are, for the most part, helpful in answering those questions safely.</p>
<p>Here’s a video featuring soldiers using military robots in battle. The quality’s not great, but it’s a video of a video taken from the back of a dark room. If I had my own robot, I could have maneuvered it up closer to the screen without causing too much commotion.</p>
<p><embed src="http://blip.tv/play/grEx+r8SAA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="630" height="450" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p>
<p>Adoption of UGVs is on the rise, with most functions currently entailing things like clearing buildings in Iraq and searching caves in Afghanistan. Dyer mused that Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is a closet gamer, as he was shown actually smiling (see below) while testing a UGV. Apparently he “didn’t stand in the sense-of-humor line all that long,” according to Dyer.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irobot2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-84538" title="irobot2.jpg" src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irobot2.jpg" alt="irobot2.jpg" width="620" height="407" /></a></p>
<p>As far as what’s driving the development of smart weapons and virtual presence technology, it’s predominantly logistics. The whole idea is to increase attack speed and survivability while reducing exposure. There’s been a shift from broad attacks to precision, surgical attacks thanks to the help of UAVs, UGVs, and recently, UUVs (unmanned underwater vehicles.</p>
<p>From a development standpoint, the UAV market took 20 years to sell half a million units, the UGV took 10 years, and the newer UUV market is expected to take about ten years as well. The U.S. is the current leader in military robotics and, when asked which country would be able to potentially challenge that crown, Dyer responded that Japan and China can produce robotic technology quickly and on a large scale, but “Korea is most worrisome” as government and private industry is placing a lot of emphasis on military robotics. It might soon become one of the biggest industries there.</p>
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		<title>Video: Your robo-insect fix for the day</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/04/07/video-your-robo-insect-fix-for-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ant.jpg" />I'm kind of glad this cool robo-ant can't walk very well, because it does everything else with chilling accuracy. Unlike real insects, it isn't size-limited by its materials and structural makeup, so you could have a king-sized one bite the roof off your house by next week if someone took initiative.]]></description>
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I&#8217;m kind of glad this cool robo-ant can&#8217;t walk very well, because it does everything else with chilling accuracy. Unlike real insects, it isn&#8217;t size-limited by its materials and structural makeup, so you could have a king-sized one bite the roof off your house by next week if someone took initiative.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/19/mecha-fish-to-populate-the-ocean-nibble-at-silicon-reefs/">The mecha-fish we saw a few weeks ago</a> were also slightly unnerving, but at least they&#8217;re being put to good purpose.</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/8amip/the_most_natural_and_creepy_robot_i_have_ever/">Reddit</a>]</p>
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		<title>Destroying civilization with nanotechnology: a primer</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/03/31/destroying-civilization-with-nanotechnology-a-primer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Coldewey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/replicate.jpg" />This fun little video demonstrates how to become an evil, bitter human being and take it out on the world. An interesting alternative to the <em>Terminator</em>-style <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">robocalypse</a>, and possibly worse, since you can't shoot nanobots. They'd just eat the bullets.]]></description>
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<p>This fun little video demonstrates how to become an evil, bitter human being and take it out on the world. An interesting alternative to the <em>Terminator</em>-style <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/tag/robocalypse/">robocalypse</a>, and possibly worse, since you can&#8217;t shoot nanobots. They&#8217;d just eat the bullets.</p>
<p>I find I&#8217;m actually quite good at laughing maniacally. Does that mean I&#8217;m more likely to become a villain? I&#8217;m not saying that&#8217;s <em>bad </em>or anything.</p>
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